Gurofelis

SOMEBODY WRITE AN ABOUT SECTION OR GOD HELP ME

oh look its all the dumbass losers wow

daniel

• kool man 😎
• they/he, agender n bi??
• idrk

rory

• science man
• he/him, bi.
• the science man, all i know about him is he loves science.

nozomi!

• hope man
• he/they/hope, agender, bi with masc lean
• needs to shut up

charlie

• rat man
• he/they,
• he birthed rat-kind, its reality-canon

harry

• gay man
• he/they, sometimes she, very gay, agender.
• gay british arsehole

spencer

• NERD man
• he/they, bi.
• nerd

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kool link ville

We can't bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for m'shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Gimme five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now where were we... oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. I didn't have any white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones